more email funnyness

i thought this one was funny
i don't like or get the voting part so try to ignore it like i do
not actually relatives/friends

Voter IQ
>
> Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get
> rid of his old
> fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign
> on it saying: "Free
> to good home. You want it, you take it." For three
> days the fridge sat
> there without even one person looking twice at it.
> He eventually
> decided that people were too un-trusting of this
> deal. It looked to
> good to be true, so he changed the sign to read:
> "Fridge for sale
> $50." The next day someone stole it. Caution! These
> people Vote
>
>
> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real
> estate agent which
> direction was North because, he explained, he didn't
> want the sun
> waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the
> sun rise in the
> North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises
> in the East, (and
> has for sometime), she shook her head and said, "Oh,
> I don't keep up
> with that stuff." ... She ALSO votes!
>
>
> I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call
> center. One day I
> got a call from an individual who asked what hours
> the call center was
> open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24
> hours a day, 7 days
> a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific
> time?" Wanting to end
> the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" ... He ALSO
> votes!
>
>
> My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our
> cafeteria, when we
> overheard one of the administrative assistants
> talking about the
> sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore.
> She drove down in a
> convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned
> because the car was
> moving." . She ALSO votes!
>
>
>
> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's
> designed to cut through
> a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the
> trunk. . My
> sister ALSO votes!
>
>
> My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that
> the cases were
> discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought
> 2 cases. The
> cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20%
> discount. ... He
> ALSO votes!
>
>
> I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman
> with a nose ring
> attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said,
> "Wouldn't the
> chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I
> explained that a
> person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart
> no matter which
> way the head is turned . My friend ALSO votes!
>
>
> I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage
> area. So I went to
> the lost luggage office and told the woman there
> that my bags never
> showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry
> because she was a
> trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now,"
> she asked me, "has
> your plane arrived yet?" . SHE ALSO votes!