not that i think...

...any of you are actually read my blog but just in case i want to point out that it has been moved to here

more email funnyness

i thought this one was funny
i don't like or get the voting part so try to ignore it like i do
not actually relatives/friends

Voter IQ
>
> Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get
> rid of his old
> fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign
> on it saying: "Free
> to good home. You want it, you take it." For three
> days the fridge sat
> there without even one person looking twice at it.
> He eventually
> decided that people were too un-trusting of this
> deal. It looked to
> good to be true, so he changed the sign to read:
> "Fridge for sale
> $50." The next day someone stole it. Caution! These
> people Vote
>
>
> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real
> estate agent which
> direction was North because, he explained, he didn't
> want the sun
> waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the
> sun rise in the
> North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises
> in the East, (and
> has for sometime), she shook her head and said, "Oh,
> I don't keep up
> with that stuff." ... She ALSO votes!
>
>
> I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call
> center. One day I
> got a call from an individual who asked what hours
> the call center was
> open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24
> hours a day, 7 days
> a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific
> time?" Wanting to end
> the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" ... He ALSO
> votes!
>
>
> My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our
> cafeteria, when we
> overheard one of the administrative assistants
> talking about the
> sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore.
> She drove down in a
> convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned
> because the car was
> moving." . She ALSO votes!
>
>
>
> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's
> designed to cut through
> a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the
> trunk. . My
> sister ALSO votes!
>
>
> My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that
> the cases were
> discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought
> 2 cases. The
> cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20%
> discount. ... He
> ALSO votes!
>
>
> I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman
> with a nose ring
> attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said,
> "Wouldn't the
> chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I
> explained that a
> person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart
> no matter which
> way the head is turned . My friend ALSO votes!
>
>
> I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage
> area. So I went to
> the lost luggage office and told the woman there
> that my bags never
> showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry
> because she was a
> trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now,"
> she asked me, "has
> your plane arrived yet?" . SHE ALSO votes!

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From an email I thought it was appropriate small - FW: Newspapers

Subject: Newspapers

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country -- if they weren't on a freeway, or playing beach-ball, or at a Botox appointment or an audition -- and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.

10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country ... or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs wh also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy provided, of course, that they are not Republicans.

11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.

12. Not a single one of these are read by the guy who is currently running the country into the ground.

alright i have no idea whats going on

because i was bored again i decided to try and make another blog. i have a live journal and a xanga but this one i connect with my google hopefuly andit will be cool and hopefull i wont be bored anymore